mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

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aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

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soonvietunion:

If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.

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freewillisanillusion:

can u not

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alongcameatom:

kpotatoi:

Someone buy me something too. So you can have sex with adam, and I’ll give you 5 cents and the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigest hug you’ve ever seen.

Yo thats a good ass deal. Buy us both something and you get to have sex with me twice, a hug from kassi and a nickel.